Limericks

 GDB 

In the realm of the digital sea,
Both dragons and insects run free.
If you've coded all day,
and have more bugs to slay,
Put trust in our knight, GDB.


 Segmentation Fault 

I'm afraid I'm embarrassed to say,
After hunting this bug half the day,
I did reconnoiter
a twice-added pointer,
And indexed right off the array.


 Caffeine 

My eyes complained, for they were tired,
My neurons paused, instead of fired.
But then I drank a can of coke
The caffeine hit, and I awoke,
And once again, my friends, I'm wired.


 Core 

I swear I can't take it no more,
This bug is becoming a bore.
I'll pray for a while;
Let my program compile,
And then sit back and watch it dump core.


 Success 
 

The deadline had made my eyes red,
And caffeine kept my poor brain fed,
It wasn't quite fun,
but I got the job done,
And now, friends, I'm going to bed.


 Happy  

As Friday night fades with a sigh,
And Saturday's dawning is nigh,
My social life lacking,
I spend the night hacking,
While the whole happy world passes by.


 Documentation 

After fixing this program for ages,
(And working for substandard wages),
It runs without flaw,
but heed Murphy's Law,
For now I must write the man pages.


 Inheritance 

My program's inheritance tree
Is as twisted as objects can be.
Class A in conjunction
With B's access function
Created a child named C.

 Music 

80's songs rock when your dancing,
and i like the way techno's advancing,
but beyond my control,
what touches my soul,
is country, completely entrancing.